Consider yourself warned.

I was compelled to buy a garage door today.

The gentleman asked me if white was what I wanted for my 16X7 replacement Clopay door sans hardware. I said "Yes, that would be fine". But as he was keying it into the computer, I said "Maybe I could order it Red White and Blue and then it would be a "French Door". He didn't bat an eye and said "You must mean a 'Freedom Door'".

It's going to be here in a couple of weeks. No refunds for custom doors.