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Cold hotdogs

Dont eat'm. that's all i have to say.
well, I suppose i actually must have more to say if i intend to be read.

Just dont eat'm. Trust me.
They're gross.
I'ts like eating unsliced cold bologna, except more disgusting for no apparent reason.

Hotdogs, whether turkey, piggy, or otherwise, must be hot, and must have a vegetable.... so says I.

Vegetables may include, but not be exluded to: Relish, onions, sauerkraut, errr somp'thin damn it.

Either ketchup and/or mustard of some sort should ALWAYS be included.
edit: If I am not mistaken, ketchup, or catsup, was determined to be a vegetable during the Reagan years. http://www.straightdope.com/columns/040716.html

Please include some sort of bread.

Friends do not let friends (or brothers) eat uncooked, unbreaded, un-vegetable--d, uncondimented doggies.
Please help me.